my regular life

so apparently, i have to have this alter ego regular personality. it is simply this: I am a bear. you may see me occasionally here or there but mostly i remain out of site. I do like to pretend that i need food at national parks, but this is a ruse in order to run interference for bear-doings somewhere where maximum stealth is a requirement, like stealing or sabotaging something.

what i like best about my alternate personality is the ability to meander up to some tourist who smokes and drops his butts on the ground. i rear up on my hindlegs and speak to him about the dangers of forestfires. this cannot happen too frequently or people would actually believe the stories people tell about a smart bear up in the mountains.'

this is how i spend my time when i am not using my super powers of fishing and running fast or thinking hard.