Cave bear learns:
Lurking in the dark wet alleyway, cave bear listens to the bustle of the traffic on that street by the gallo arts center. There is a function going on and people are parking their cars in the garage, or having the valet park their Ferraris and ford pintos. Its some Russian composer called Thaichovsky. He must be famous because people are dressed in tuxedos and clown suits. Clown. I hate clowns. Some of my people have been abducted to the circus and made to perform. It seems that these functions serve a vital role in the community. I have heard about the larger city. They have huge stadiums with sports teams that entertain them. This bear is smart, he knows that these things are meant as entertainment so the masses can forget their everyday lives. They serve as social gatherings too, where people can mix and drink in public. It is sad that people need to entertain their lives away instead of doing something meaningful like prevent forest fires.
Cave bear acts L(I didn’t attend any events because I have two kids, work nights and go to full time school)
This cave bear attended this concert once I found a phone booth large enough to change into my dior tuxedo. I sat in the front row and was presented with a key to the city from the mayor. I growled and told him to cut the crap and make modesto a small business tax free zone. He laughed at me so I ate him.errr..well I wanted to, but really I left him alone…..there was this robot there, an evil robot that used his evil powers of disenfranchisement to make the people poor. He was sent here by The Man. I battled him with my fantastic-best-super-power-on-earth-better-than-any-other-superhero-skill the grizzly attack. The robot didn’t make it. But the man lives on.
The concert was nice, and I had a conversation with a lady wearing a diamond necklace about truffles. The music really did entertain me, almost as much as the bear naked ladies which as everyone knows is a pro-bear nature band. Everyone seemed to feel more important after going to the concert, like classical music elevated their status.
Cave bear imagines:
The robot that attacked the concert hall didn’t make it. It was however a great publicity opportunity. I got a picture of it, check below…also I got a great picture of the keys to modesto. These past events have taught me that evil robots don’t stand a chance against a twelve foot tall cave bear. 
